Spilled Milk: My Metamorphosis from Tears to Triumph

Stark Raving Mad Mommy

After church today, I was approached by a woman I recognized but don’t really know very well.  She had no idea the impact her words were about to make on my heart and neither did I when she started with a disclaimer, “Okay, so I want you to know that I wasn’t stalking you the other day, but I saw you in Hobby Lobby….”

My mind immediately started swimming.  Hobby Lobby.  Last week.  100th Day of School Project for Jonah.  Hour-and-a-half trip with my kids to the one place that has traditionally been met with great opposition, screaming, tantrums, frustration, and a completely frazzled Mommy who has to ask herself for the four-billionth time, “WHY DO I TRY TO COME HERE WITH MY KIDS???!”  Read the rest

But Then There’s My OTHER god

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It was about this time two years ago when I began to feel the nudge to stay at home with my children, at least until Jonah started kindergarten.  And, now, like the blink-of-an-eye, that time has come.  This is an interesting time of transition for us.  Jeremy starts his new position as Detective on the police force on Monday, the same day that Jonah goes to his first day of kindergarten.

And, meanwhile, here I sit, wondering what really comes next.

If I’m not careful, I find myself trying to work out every single detail of every single potential scenario that could possibly present itself.  I wonder, “Will Jonah be accepted in school?  Will he earn a good or “problem child” reputation?  … Read the rest

15 Things They Don’t Tell You in the Parenting Books

Look.  Here’s the bottom line.  Whatever preconceived notions you have about being a parent — just understand that all of those paradigms will change, once you actually have the charge of raising a healthy, happy, respectful, productive little  human being.  All manner of judgment you may have ever brought up against other parents will, quite possibly, be completely dismantled once you, yourself, decide to take the parenting plunge.  Just to give you a heads-up, I’ve started making a list of some of the most remarkable things I’ve experienced in parenting, that they don’t necessarily tell you in the parenting books.

1.  The amount of love you feel for your child, the moment you first meet, face to face, surpasses anything you ever imagined, or anything you could possibly describe. Read the rest